Episode 814: The One With The Secret Closet

WILL IT BE A FAR, FAR BETTER THING FOR JOEY TO BACK AWAY FROM ROMANCE WITH RACHEL? -- When a concerned Joey (Matt LeBlanc) takes a pregnant Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) to the hospital when she's in pain, he realizes his intense feelings for her are excluding Ross (David Schwimmer) from the joys of impending fatherhood -- so Joey makes a gallant, if reluctant suggestion that could change all of their lives. Elsewhere, Chandler (Matthew Perry) is obsessed with finding out what's behind the locked door of Monica's (Courteney Cox Arquette) forbidden secret closet while Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) convinces Monica to submit to her massage -- then regrets it when her newfound client responds in ecstasy with suggestive grunts and groans.